Name:Space Trucker
Age: 30
Height: 5' 10''
Weight: 250 lbs
Alignment: Face
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A short bio.
Space Trucker was (or will be) born on Earth in about 600 years from now,as the result of an illegal relationship between a very high military officer and a very expensive and very capable whore,he was raised among criminals,junkies,pimps,whores and all the scum you can imagine,having seen nothing of his father,except the check his mother was receiving every month,until he turned eighteen.
On his eighteenth birthday,his beloved mother,kicked him off her residence,which was bought with the money his father sent her,in order to provide him adequate education and a decent life.
Needless to say he had neither a decent life,nor education.
As a result,with no money,skills and with his spirit broken,he started working as a bouncer to make a living.
After a few years,disgusted by his surroundings,his job,his entire life,he bought a third hand truck shuttle and started working as an Independent Space Delivery Agent.
ISDA's were not much more than common bootleggers,handling all the jobs rejected by the delivery companies,often having to deliver merchandise that was illegal,dangerous or both,to very remote,or dangerous destinations.
During a trip to the other end of the galaxy,a malfunctioning auto pilot and some synth-weed,brought him straight to the central black hole,instead of circumnavigating it.
He woke up from his slumber,minutes away from the black hole's event horizon.
Recognizing the severity of the situation,he bypassed the auto pilot,gave the co-ordinances to earth and using the black hole's gravitational field as a slingshot,in conjunction with all the power his warp engines could give,he broke free from the gravity pull.
Only when he reached earth he realized that the speed he accumulated during this daredevil maneuver,distorted the time-space continuum,resulting in reaching earth 600 years before his time.
He instantly knew that he was stuck here-with his auto pilot off line,he didn't have the data to repeat the maneuver-even if he had the data,he wouldn't dare to!
So,he activated the ship's cloaking device and beamed down.
Soon,he found that although this earth of the past was rather primitive in many aspects,it was also a much better place to live,more lively,less strict,more...fun!
There was real beer,real weed,real women,real music...
He soon took a liking in Heavy Metal,ladies and wrestling.
As a former bouncer,he is not much of a threat to the real legends of the sport,but at least he can hold his own on the ring,give a good fight and beat those wrestlers fool enough to underestimate him....
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Subject: Space Trucker says "Hey dudes!" 
Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:10 pm
