Jobba's Gear!

The lights go out.

The World Title Champion of TIW, Jobba The Hutt, makes his way down to the ring.
Daniel: There he is, Michael, our champion, Jobba The Hutt!
Michael: He may be your champion, Daniel, but he's not mine.
Daniel: Well, let's hear what he has to say.
Michael: I could care less.
Jobba The Hutt walks into the ring. He takes the belt off of his shoulder and shows it to the audience proudly.
The crowd boos.
Jobba The Hutt grabs a microphone.
Jobba: Oh my my my...
Is this the greeting I get from my adoring fans?
It really hurts me...
And to think, tonight I'm giving you all a special gift.
Michael: He's giving all the fans a gift?
Daniel: Oh, so now you're interested in what he has to say?
Michael: I wouldn't say I'm interested... More curious than anything else.
Daniel: Shh...
Jobba: That's right!
For those of you in my fan club, you know that I have been designing a new line of products.
I am here tonight to unveil them to you all.
First... The Jobba The Hutt beanie!
Jobba The Hutt points to the titantron.

Jobba: The second is a tribute to my most famous move...
The Sarlacc Pit!!
Jobba The Hutt points to the titantron.

Jobba: And last, but certainly not least, no room would be complete without...
The Most Dangerous Man in the Galaxy on their wall!
Jobba The Hutt points to the titantron.

Jobba: All the fans here tonight will be given one of the 3 new products.
Now tell me, what other wrestler here would give you his merchandise for free?
Certainly not Cactus Jack.
So let's forget about him.
He's not the champion.
I am.
And I'm going to be.
For a long time, so let's get used to it, ok.
Take home a poster, put it on your bedroom wall.
Wear a shirt around your school.
For those days when it's cold, wear a beanie.
Let everyone know who's the real boss around Total Impact Wrestling.
So be sure to stop by the various kiosks on your way out!
Have a great night!
Jobba The Hutt walks out of the ring.
The crowd's reaction is a mix of boos and cheers.[/i]
Daniel: Well, it seems like the tides may be turning with Jobba the Hutt and his fans.
Michael: Sorry, I'm back. Well, he won me over.
Daniel: Where'd you get that?
Michael: Get what?
Daniel: That shirt... The one with the Sarlacc Pit on it.
Michael: Oh... I uh, went to the bathroom. The kiosks already have the stuff. I just picked up something for myself.
Daniel: Did you get anything for me?
Michael: Uh... No.
Daniel: You're hopeless.
Michael: What?
Daniel: You don't even like Jobba The Hutt!
Michael: What? I never said that!
Daniel: What?!! What about all this "He's a cheater" talk?
Michael: I don't recall what you're talking about.

(OOC) Please don't respond by joining in the promo. You'll know when I leave my promo's open for other poeple to join in. This particular one I did not. If you want to be part of my promos, let me know behind the scenes.